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[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Earliest use of this meme ever

[Thorn @mperez0602]

@HistoryBoomer Right, but somebody had to be the first one to drop an atom bomb so we didn’t have a second (or at least a third)

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @butchbatnix]

its kinda crazy how like, normalized and fully accepted the idea is that none of us are really gonna die of old age, especially among gen z ive noticed. like everyone i talk to has kinda just accepted that like yeah sure world’s probably gonna end before i become an elder

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

Woke 1 was an abject failure given where the culture war is now, and the entire point of Woke 2 is to keep the progressivism and equality issues people care about without the performative nonsense, aggressive bile, purity spirals and corporate virtue signalling of Woke 1.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she still has yet to view your instagram story my liege

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[• @thyrellx]

Uploading a clean PDF of your resume to an application portal, only for the software to immediately demand you manually re-type your entire ten-year employment history into fifteen individual text boxes.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

listening to some above ground shit you’ve definitely heard of

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you smoke by yourself.

[Thorn @mperez0602]

@thatjerkme @JasonMDXLIV @DemzDeliver Oh so if someone’s mom or brother or sister gets the shit beat out of them it’s alright guys

[Thorn @mperez0602]

@cricketgpt @52_65_64 Well

[Thorn @mperez0602]

@girlbot019 @BARFMUSEUM

[Quintorrious Jaron-Johnson the 5th @gaynwordbuttsex]

drafted stefon diggs in fantasy

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

over two years ago, we added sex to Cult of the Lamb.

today, it's still there. and while our team worked hard to make it happen, there's one man we forgot to thank then.

to the CEO of Sex, thank you for your invention and for your blessing

[Daniel 🦔 @DanielW_Kiwi]

My son just turned 4. He now believes he is a grown up as to him 4 is old. As such, he has decided he can no longer suck his thumb, grown ups don't suck their thumbs.

I was getting him ready for bed and he said to me "Papa, do you sometimes think about sucking your thumb?"

Poor little guy is having a hard time quitting.