Matt Malone

MN based stand up comic Type 1 Diabetic. Join me in my quest to have Diabetes renamed Brett Micahaels' Disease.

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@TMpls47 My mom grew up on a street on the border of Edina and St Louis Park. Her house was technically in Edina, but every other house was in SLP. My grandmother was adamant she tell people she lived in SLP. She didn’t want others to think they were the kind of people who live in Edina.

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@shaylarz I personally miss all the comp tickets that First Ave used to give out. Let me go to a lot of shows I wouldn’t have otherwise gone too. And hear new music. First Ave still made money selling drinks too, because people not at a show don’t buy drinks.

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@shaylarz When Kylie Jenner tried to trademark “Kylie” Ms. Minogue filed a brief to court to dispute that. Since then I have called her “ the one true Kylie”

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@falseroxy Having went to Catholic schools from Elementary to grad school. The nuns who don’t wear an actual habit tend to always wear a very similar navy blue women’s business suit.

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@john_malone @poe_collector It was parkland. Because there was a land swap deal with the Minneapolis park board.

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@poe_collector This might be a situation where a trip to the Criterion “ out of the “ Closet might be more appropriate.

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@stephenRB4 The day my new born brother came home from the hospital. It was only several days after my second birthday.

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@john_malone @ConsoomerLs 6 days a week is only when he is on vacation.

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@vincempls @yumtapwater Speaking as a UST alumni, St Thomas would have bulldozed both by this point to put up a sports facility.

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@TraffordLj Peter O’Toole, as Priam, is great too. The scene where he visits Achilles in his tent is the best part of the movie to me.

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@poe_collector My favorite I have watched recently is called Nisekoi (False Love) it’s a comedy/ romance. It’s a very strange premise, but really sweet. Teens getting into hijinks and shenanigans, but still very wholesome.

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@AaronBrianDavis As someone with degrees in both, I found my English professors much less stringent with issues like this than my Theology profs.

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@MadelaineLucyH That book is such a powerful experience to read.

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@fakenadine I saw the famous music producer/ DJ Pete Bellote say in a documentary that was why he invented the extended dance mix; so we could take a bathroom break.

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@ArianeTodes I have a friend who spent a whole week with Sir Paul in Liverpool for his job. Only lovely things to say about him.

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@JosiahHawthorne @_nomadic_soul T Kingfisher is my new author discovery. Enjoying her a lot.

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@poe_collector Here is the building in question. It was an office for Prudential Insurance in Minneapolis.

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@poe_collector It’s like if my grandpa played basketball and Michael Jordan felt the need to trash talk about him.

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@NortonMpls There is still some residual puffy vests. Too many luxury condos to be completely safe.