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@Wizardofftg92 @kanecornes @davidking34 @theheraldsun David King burner account activated

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@azisme13 Bailey Humphrey might want to get good at football sometime soon

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@KodeijMulcahy @MCG Who’s wasting their money?

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@PaulAmy375 Travis Cloke - Hold my Beer 🍺

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@EmilyGreenaway7 This tweet aged poorly

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@EmlynBreese We watch the majority of a cricket match on a smaller section than that

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 13-year-old Australian boy swims for four hours in cold and dangerous waters to save his mom and siblings who were swept into the ocean, says God is who got him to shore.

The family was on kayaks & paddleboards when they were swept about 2.5 miles out to sea.

After a conversation with his mother, Austin Appelbee decided he would swim back to shore to find help.

Appelbee says he prayed throughout the four-hour swim and told God he would get baptized if he made it out alive.

"I don't think it was actually me [swimming]... It was God the whole time. I kept on praying, kept on praying. I said to God, 'I'll get baptized.'"

"The waves are massive, and I have no life jacket on… I just kept thinking 'just keep swimming, just keep swimming,'" he said.

"And then I finally made it to shore, and I hit the bottom of the beach, and I just collapsed."

Appelbee says when he got to shore, he had to sprint for about a mile to find help.

According to AP, the family drifted 9 miles from Quindalup and spent 10 hours in the water.

When he reached the shore, Appelbee alerted authorities, who then sent out a helicopter to find his mom, 12-year-old brother, and 8-year-old sister.

Austin's mother, Joanne Appelbee, said one of the hardest decisions of her life was sending her son to shore.

"One of the hardest decisions I ever had to make was to say to Austin: 'Try and get to shore and get some help. This could get really serious really quickly,'" she said.

What a remarkable kid.

Video: 7 News.

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@AfterGrogBlog And so he should be. This is a disgrace on a number of fronts

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Kraftwerk plays before a confused audience for the first time (1970). This is one of the earliest existing concert videos documenting the birth of electronic music.

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@Madelaine_Burke And I witnessed the back end of car robbery from a house in Bentleigh yesterday afternoon

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@beastieboy07 @russellcrowe Where did you watch it?

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@eggplantvsocto @melbournefans @tommorris32 Not rated in the top 30 draft prospects. Highly unlikely

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@AFL_PKeane Flower retired just as I was starting to take an interest in the Demons. Can someone explain how he only managed one Best & Fairest win, despite spending most of his career as one of the club’s only genuinely good players during an otherwise barren era?

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@goat_who_tweets @tommorris32 @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb @1116sen Think the key decision makers weren't in the country then

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@roachy01 Correct. They’re AI

Adelaide Imbeciles

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@superfooty @RalphyHeraldSun Fixed the audio on that podcast yet?

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@micked__ @tommorris32 @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb So, nobody kicks goals in finals?

[Box Hill Hawks @BoxHillHawks]

Yesterday, while playing for Blackburn, our own Daniel Wood took one of the greatest marks in the history of Australian rules football.

Don't believe me? Just watch...

Give him a car, a boat, a plane, the International Space Station - this is as good as it gets.

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@JeffWhite34 @GlennJBirrell @GeelongVFL @GeelongCats @TheHoopsCrew @chapschatcats @AFLisnotasport Im having a hit of ATP tomorrow night at the local courts 🎾

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@Fullgggggqmw @BillSimmons And what did we originally give up for him?