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[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.

[🥔 @salzmann__]

It’s always the ones you least expect

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Me when the waiter asks who had the sizzlin fajitas

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[optimus crime & AJ @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Austine @theereal_one]

The one that surpassed her father’s fame when she was still a teen

[𝐍. 𖤐🫧 @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

People under 30 might not remember that we could go weeks without hearing from or thinking about the President of the United States.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress this enough—he was a fucking podcaster

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

You can be out of school for two decades and the 60 Minutes ticking will make you think if you forgot to complete an assignment for Monday

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Release the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette files

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

People are really more mad about Taylor Frankie Paul than the president being a pedophile

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

Congratulations to all of the players for standing on business

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone