Corneilus

Buy high, sell low.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@BlakeHuttner @miczahn https://t.co/LDOJvOuWzJ

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

If Iran chooses to retaliate, America will be crippled if they hit our secret nuclear facility pictured below.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hey siri check my undies for skidmarks

[Ben Strober @strobersports]

“Let’s go Wizards” and “Defense” chants at Capital One Arena.

I think that’s the loudest I’ve heard of these chants in years.

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

Can’t wait to rock the red helmet on Sunday with #BillsMafia Repost today for a chance to win this helmet 🥶🥶⛄️signed by yours truly 😉

#WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

Since Oct. 13, the Commanders and Wizards have played 19 games.

They're 1-18

[Zach Gelb @ZachGelb]

I was only 4 million off. I could’ve been used weeks ago to help here!

[Zach Gelb @ZachGelb]

Let me help @TheTerry_25 and the @Commanders…give Terry McLaurin a 3 year contract for 100 million dollars.

@InfSportsNet

[ham mike @griffraff97]

There’s not a single downside to drinking one hundred miller lites

[NHL @NHL]

Do you remember where you were seven years ago today when Braden Holtby made THE SAVE? 🙅‍♂️ #StanleyCup

🗓️: May 30, 2018

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ovechkin and Malkin please stop the war you selfish pricks

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@miczahn Hopefully the Isles don’t select a future Leafs captain

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@sethlipshutz Thank you Seth, very cool.

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@sethlipshutz @PardonMyTake @PriscoCBS @Philly_Mays Very cool, thank you Seth.

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@samfromonline @MacrodosingPod PFT/Sam 2028

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@miczahn I think you mean another country. Draisaitl and him are from the same planet.

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@ZachGelb It was a glorified All-Star Game, who cares

[Corneilus @Mr301Chipotle]

@michowen_ So 3 shots?