Taylor Garrison

This life is fleeting let's give up this short mist of a life in pursuit of eternal life. i have one life to give now let's give it our all

[P SCOTT ✨ @prescotttyler]

RT if you twerk for Jesus

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@schriefpants somethings are only funny to us

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@BlueColorCrayon is it bad that I knew that this would be your response?

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@BlueColorCrayon but gunner *nudges you with my elbow and wink

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@schriefpants when you are making a reference include the person who said it originally! @Calinduff @catnamedbird

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

One of my new followers main picture is abs so I thought "this is the biggest dousche bag" and of course it was @ianBraziliano23

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

"He did not move when I danced on him, is that the equivalent to dancing on a pole?" -@emilyarice

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@zachariahhayes you should blog about your anger towards Simon.

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@cyransley YOU FOUND ME :D

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

i'm kinda nervous about 2014 because 2+0+1+4=7 and you know how many nipples hitler would have had if he had 5 more... that's right, 7

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@RachieCoffey tweets like these are way keeps me going!

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@NikkiChalker Hey Saturday we should get breakfast :D

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@ryanssavage it would look a lot like @zachariahhayes facebook

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@jaybeewalker22 mind blown

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

“@TheHumorBook: Miley Cyrus - An Emoji Story: 👨👧👶👪🚖✈🌆🎥👩👸👩👸🎤🎸📀📀📀🎤🎬💵🎤🎶🎉🇺🇸💏❤💍🔐��📷🐶📷🐶📷🐶📷🐶💔⌛🔓🚬🍸🍻💇👱🎤😜😝😜👙🐻👅🔨⚫🙀”

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

Instagram is getting advertising :/ can we please not have a repeat of Facebook

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@prescotttyler wait what?!??!?

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

@danieljames6 hey you should come visit us soon!

[Taylor Garrison @mr_garrison44]

Spotify plays one direction commercials so that yo have to buy their no ad package. Well played spotify.