Frank Lloyd Wrong

Send lawyers, puns and money.

[Patrick M @MrBikferd]

@mr_lloyd_wrong RIP

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@ChurchCarlton His name was Roscoe. Thank you for your service.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

Legit haven’t tweeted from this account in like 4 years, but saw this on a local Buy Nothing group and thought “Hemingway First Drafts” and felt compelled to tag @MrBikferd

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

Last time I heard Arthur Lee, I was in riding in a lift with Steven Tyler. It was truly Love in an Elevator.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

Found your mom’s restaurant.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

I have an after work group where test after-market iPhone apps and quote Thin Lizzy lyrics.

Tonight, there’s gonna be a jailbreak.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@myfakeironlung @DCNahm @trev0rj @MrBikferd

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

How many David Allan Coe mistakenly went to see Call Me By Your Name and left confused and possibly woke?

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@MrBikferd In before 69.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@trev0rj @MrBikferd @myfakeironlung @pir8munky @DCNahm Problem was Cosmic Cow was a notorious homophobe and had pull with Fox. So they had to tread lightly.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@Yo_Teacherman @lil_bobbytables @PTSmith_Vt @DCNahm @Notsewfast *Ken Burns slow close up on a limp slice of cheese pizza*

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@Yo_Teacherman @lil_bobbytables @PTSmith_Vt @DCNahm @Notsewfast Did Chuck E Cheese lose the Civil War?

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

Lumbar Püncture: a musical tribute to Spinal Tap.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

My roller derby name is Jamie Lee Curt Reply.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

🎶 I know, I know, it's serious 🎶 https://t.co/k83y0qC18d

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@PFTompkins Yes! Finally someone said it.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

See you in December.

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

I'll never go to a Ben Affleck movie with my bus driver again. Last time he kept shouting "move on back" all through "The Town."

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

I haven't tweeted in like 6 months because life, but I just thought of the dumbest dad joke, so here we go...

[Frank Lloyd Wrong @mr_lloyd_wrong]

@faviator https://t.co/qSUo1PXXpm