Oopey

This new Instagram is really wordy.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

@hulu why is the up next countdown starting at 400 seconds.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Open relationships seem healthy

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

Behold, the man who said he was a cop, made our LAX-JFK @JetBlue flight divert to Denver because he was smoking ciggs in the bathroom, and repeatedly refused to mask. Blaring music from his phone, stunk like liquor, glazed eyes. GnR reunion T shoulda DQ’d him from boarding. Cool.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

I’m at the point of the pandemic where I’m considering watching Total Recall again because it’s been about a year and FUCK YOU ILL WATCH THIS GOOD ASS MOVIE WHENEVER I WANT!

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

@MakitaTools ability to give you a bag that doesn’t quite fit the tool and accompanying charger without wrassling the zipper like a stubborn alligator is truly astounding.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

@MiggityMikeG Sleds

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

@MiggityMikeG I’ve done too much acid to believe that Bitcoin is any more real than actual currency. I’ll stick with the lower to the ground currency I already know and can use to buy sketchy shit from a REAL person who doesn’t trust “them computer machines.” (Guns and snowmobiles)

[MIKE GERAGHTY @MiggityMikeG]

I’m coming out of retirement to be the capital’s bouncer.

“Sorry no outside evil...Can’t bring your own evil in here...Hey man, we sell that stuff here, no outside evil.”

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

I've never asked this out loud but what are white people NOT allowed to do?

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

The meme harvest shall be bountiful this day. Blessed be the people. Amen.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

Mitch McConnell, suck a big fat Kentucky Derby Dick you Nasty Old Fuck.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

@lucasakaheaven Don’t do it then.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

Excited for the dems to get control of the senate again. Excited that the whole thing will continue to be a useless sandbox full of old booger eaters and self-interested maniacs. But hey, watching Kama fuck with McConnell will be fun for about a day. Cmon Georgia!

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

TFW you’re eating straight peanut butter and you run out of lube in your throat and for 4 seconds you know you’re gonna die.

[Oopey @mr_oopey]

Hey @PeteButtigieg. Passenger Rail upgrades. Thanks.