MatthewJamesChadwick

Full time 12th man at Springhead CCC

[Tyler Richards🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @TheRealTR19]

I'm not lying when I say this is living rent free in my head at the moment, had me in stitches every time I see it

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

#ENGLAND  Mexico manager said

“GORDON! Fuck you!!! 😂😂😂

[Lucius Winslow @Lucius_Winslow]

1346: longbows
1356: rear attack
1415: longbows
1495: plague, a pope, and supply lines
1525: their own stupidity
1672: flood the dykes
1704: two military geniuses
1805: one-eyed genius
1812: a Russian winter
1815: infantry squares and a stiff upper lip
1954: take the high ground

[Dennoh @CFC_dennoh]

"Kane and Rashford are waiting for the cross"

Madueke on the wing:

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Automatic translation has made me realize that every man lives the same life 😭

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Disallow the goal and three match ban.

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Call it off, the tweet of the summer competition has been won.

[Bear @BearJFK]

Women have no idea how much blokes fantasise about such things.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[MatthewJamesChadwick @mrchaddywick]

@MissKG86 I’m waiting for people’s comments for good suggestions! Im out of ideas myself 😂

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

LIONEL MESSI IS A RECORD BREAKER! ⭐

HE'S THE ALL-TIME TOP SCORER IN MEN'S WORLD CUP HISTORY! 👏

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Your phone charger can electrocute a toddler who pokes a fork into the socket. The British plug cannot. That difference comes from a 1947 engineering project that refused every shortcut and turned a household plug into one of the most deliberately safe objects ever mass-produced.

Britain published BS 1363 in 1947, built for the post-war housing boom. The country was wiring millions of new homes at once and needed one standard that would work safely for everyone. They picked the most paranoid option available.

The earth pin (the large top prong) is longer than the other two. When you push a British plug in, the earth pin goes in first. Inside the socket, it presses a lever that opens two metal shutters covering the live and neutral slots. A fork pushed into an empty British socket hits only shutters. The shutters block it.

The two conducting pins are also coated in plastic for their lower half. A plug halfway out of the wall is still safe to touch. You would have to pull it completely clear before any live metal is exposed.

Inside every plug is its own fuse. UK homes wire their sockets in a loop called a ring circuit, which runs at 32 amps, enough to melt a lamp's cord if the cord fails. So each plug carries a fuse matched to the appliance: 3 amps for a lamp, 13 for a kettle. When something goes wrong in your appliance's wiring, only that plug's fuse blows.

The standard US plug (flat two-pin or three-pin) has none of the pin coating and no individual fuse. American building codes began requiring shuttered outlets in new construction in 2008, decades after Britain made shutters standard. Even those newer shuttered versions lack pin coating and plug-level fuses.

Britain's plug is bulky because a fuse, a shutter mechanism, insulated pins, and three contact prongs all need room. The plug looks the way it does because safety engineers refused to sacrifice any of those features to make it smaller, and that decision is now 79 years old.

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[Kirk Lazarus @lewisclarke96]

Makes you proud to be British

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This gets me every time 💀

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Football fans may not agree on everything, but we can agree on one thing. It's called FOOTBALL.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The best penalty ever taken on Football Manager

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I think I just ovulated. And Im a guy

[Jöth @notJoth]

My bollocks after being peeled off my thigh for the 13th time today in this heat