Beerded Bastard🐒

Husband to @Favtshirt. Dog Dad. Dark Beer Lover. Magical beard growing powers. #RescueDogs #HookEm

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

I just ordered a pizza from my favorite spot in town. They said it would be a 25-30 min until it was ready until I gave them my name. She said, “Oh Chris, it’s you. Your pizza will be ready in 10 minutes.” I’m happy that I’ve gained Norm at Cheers status. @favtshirt, not so much.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Things like this are why I quit caring about the Cowboys long ago. The Jones family are just terrible sports owners.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Dallas!
Stars!
Dallas!
Stars!

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@icyveins I really want to say Legion, but I’d have to go with WotLK.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@Moose2pointzero My beautiful wife’s cousin has worked for them for a long time. She’s a corporate trainer that has setup and started all the locations in Texas. It’s really good.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@tweetgrubes Congrats, Sir!

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@Moose2pointzero I’m very sorry to hear about Ranger. You’re in our thoughts and prayers.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Had to try out the Instagram swing at the resort.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@sscottp As all good boys deserve.

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

If you understand the significance of this photo and why it might have meaning for Texans of a certain ... ummm ... vintage, come sit next to me. 😀😆

[Christopher Salas @ChristopherS_DC]

I don't know if this was supposed to be sent internally as a joke, but FEMA sent this to our Hearst DC Bureau:

FEMA announced that federal disaster assistance is available to the state of Texas to supplement recovery efforts in the areas affected by the New Orleans Saints on Sept. 15, 2024.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

@PuppiesIover

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Top 5 beer right there.

[Peticolas @Peticolas]

That color

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

https://t.co/5HxU93FfGC

@favtshirt, I’m very proud of you.

[Travis Currie @travcurrie]

"Forever trust in who we are...."

This will forever give me chills

@DallasStars #TexasHockey #NothingElseMatters

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Chicago has a beautiful skyline.

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Great show!

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

GOOD TO BE BACK!!! THANKS DALLAS!!!

📷 Jamie B Ford
#FF2024

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Foo Fighters!!!

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

I watch this video in its entirety every time I see it on my timeline. It’s a classic.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

At 3am the Braves were down to their last strike in the 18th inning. They sent their reliever with a .060avg to the plate and the impossible happened

[Beerded Bastard🐒 @mrchrisconner]

Nothing against The Freak and those that were apart of it (I liked it), but thank God The Eagle is back. I just couldn’t ever really get into the other rock stations since it has been gone.