Dale Harris

Pound for Pound possibly the worlds fastest marathon runner. Loves whisky and prays to be a better golfer, except i dont pray because that's silly. Atheist.

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@sajidjavid @BorisJohnson @BBCNews how does one get a vaccination certificate if their 1st vaccine was in England and the 2nd in Scotland????

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@NHSEngland @NHSScotland how do I get a vaccination certificate if I had my 1st dose in England and my 2nd dose in Scotland?????

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@MattHancock @BorisJohnson genuine question on covid rules: why is it ok for me to be on a plane with a hundred people I don’t know for a few hours or be in a pub with a load of gadabouts but I can’t attend a scan with my wife to see if our unborn baby only has one kidney?

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

#ITVDebate should have @LibDems and @theSNP there too. @Ofcom look into this please

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@Accorhotels how is this “twin” beds? Looks like one bed two duvets to me!!

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@akayanks Siri has no interest

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@AManWithNoDog "Well that went as well as these things can"

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

Big thank you to @GLA_Airport & @easyJet ! Forgotten iPad returned safe and sound. Top service through security to collect. Thanks all round

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@michellepolo @phelan1985 @JasonManford what oppression have straight white men ever suffered?

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@_mouldy_ I can't believe you'd let that monster try and eat your lovely pet! He has him by the leg for christs sake!

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@akayanks I miss you x

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝙴𝚡𝚎𝚌 @studioexec1]

I don't know who did this but too good not to share. If you know who did this let me know so I can credit them

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@akayanks might be worth trying to book a table.

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@akayanks Fridays are the best.

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

@akayanks https://t.co/pWS6Xzl5mh

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@akayanks kattzen jammers

[Dale Harris @mrdaleharris]

Well done @sainsburys for some really good direct marketing!

[Mark Lee @akayanks]

I am late so often that my senior management genuinely thinks I'm doing it intentionally. @SouthernRailUK

[Mark Lee @akayanks]

I've travelled on trains in India & they actually provide a better service than @SouthernRailUK . Can I pay the same fare?