David Vicchiollo

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Sitting here at the ram with my last moments with maurice

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Monjo: one who talks on the phone while driving 4 miles per hour - Davey Sparks

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Dante's one year birthday today!

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Averi: "im [stinky], dont tell [keith]"

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sam smushed my roll...im pissed

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@Joshdower ...yeah i agree, maybe you should come home.

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@bronleewe ...does W stand for withdraw? my college report card was filled with W's!

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@averijane Good call. @samurisam572 could chlor-my-nation prettttty quickly. Wait, what does chlor-your-nation mean?

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@averijane At least I didn't drop the tids off at the bus stache!

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@averijane You're right... or the time I saw the bear doing the running man at Starbucks.

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A final thought: It's probably not a good idea to stay logged into Twitter on other people's computers.... Good luck and good night.

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Every year, approx. 2500 left handed people are killed by using objects or machinery designed for right handed people. WATCH OUT LEFTYS!!

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Also, men are 4 times likely to be struck by lightning than women. Personally, I think it's because they stand under trees with golf clubs.

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Did you know: 96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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It was really cute until the turtle started swimming... apparently, puppies don't know how to swim.

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One time, I saw a puppy jump on the back of a turtle and take it for a ride.

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I have the funniest tweets ever.

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I believe in German Engineering.

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I decided that my pink satin ballerina shoes are a little to feminine so I decided to paint them lime green...

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Last day at the book store