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[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoor]

Jensen Huang has resigned from Nvidia in order to spend more time with your wife.

[Vaishnavi Gaur @vaishnavii_gaur]

Jensen, brother, please launch a time management course

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

THEYRE PUTTING JENSEN HUANG ON ESTROGEN

[Riley Football Szn @RY3_bread]

Happy Microsoft outage to everyone who celebrates

[@dingchilling @dingchilling]

they are calling it the most asian cousin post of all time

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

THEY HIT THE PENTAHUANG?!?!?!?!!?!?

[cc @bimbotechco]

chinese twitter is elite

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

A new Jensen Huang affair will be announced every hour until our demands are met

[JoJo @f0rgas]

LMFAOOOO this aged well

[Name cannot be blank @Wohkaulthi]

Why is there a ready made Bollywood meme for any desi or videshi scandal 😭😭

[Akki Rotti @Theshashank_p]

Hi, there’s an Akasa Air flight to Mumbai at 10:10 PM. If you leave right now, you should just about make it to the airport in time! Have a safe flight 🙌

[🥢 @cheeesecakees]

north indians have this weird policing of how south should celebrate festivals, dawg you fill your house with lights or diyas or wtv, is anyone stopping you?🙄

[Project_Badlands, the Homo Maniac @ProjectBadlands]

My dad was super abusive and when my mom finally decided it was too dangerous to keep me and my siblings around him, she called the cops on him and we grabbed the bare minimum and went to leave. He was lying on the ground for some reason, and little 7 year old me decided (1/2)

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

theyre broadcasting jd vance's bottom surgery live on public television omfg

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Coping with loss by focusing on home renovations and interior design… truly our gayest president

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Joe Biden deciding to run again in 2024 and doom 2024, knowing it was the only path to a blue Texas

[dk is not a real person @dk_fakegod]

JK Rowling naming a Gujarati character