John

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[John @mrjohnpip]

My favourite tweet of the year by far

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@kanyewest Why are you like this?

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@ClimateWarrior7 Earthquakes aren't caused by the climate changing. Earthquakes have happened on this planet since the day it was formed as a planet.

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@CallumLyon Thousands upon thousands of people go on holiday from this country to Orlando, Florida paying multiple thousands of pounds to do so, yes restaurants and hotels/villas are air conditioned but outdoor theme parks aren't.

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@iamneilgor @RestoreWhite What are these woke elements you speak of? We've been shown nothing of the story other than a brief blurb, a couple seconds of cut scenes and who the main characters are. So your assuming it's 'woke' because there are some female developers on the rockstar team? Yes?

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@Wheres_Merx @DarthKoth @Moseley3_ Devs will be out of a job if their games don't sell, that's simple business acumen.
Make better, less buggy, games.

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@Wheres_Merx @DarthKoth @Moseley3_ I don't understand? Cope?

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@DarthKoth @Moseley3_ In which case these publishers might actually start giving a shit about the games they release instead of half finished messes and relying on patches to fix stuff that should have been fixed before release. If shoddy games are made for a high price point customers won't buy.

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@OMApproach She saw that Chris Pratt film, The Tomorrow War or whatever it was called and spun it into some future telling bullshit.

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@Mancunianmuppet @LucyTCWife No you wouldn't. Because I'm assuming you raised your kids right. But then again your giving it big licks offering to "have a word" with police officers even though your arse would fall out if one faced you up. 🤣

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@WeebyMcWeebface @LMilk007 @Chydee Ask any normal man or woman on the street. Not this with comfy trust funds and/or £50K salaries.

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@SteamTeam3211 @dontfollowm13 @MrJasonAlex I think it was an urban myth when we were growing up

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@richard1999jon1 @MrJasonAlex He won't get that with saying everyone should be off work because of the heat.
I've been working in a kitchen Saturday and Sunday where the air temperature was 40°c from 10am till 9pm with very little ventilation feeding 500 people over the full weekend and I haven't died. 😎

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@Windsor_Watcher @demssb I'm sure the kids are thrilled.

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@demssb @hvsperus Well all three of my kids, the oldest nearly 10 and the youngest 4, have drank plenty of fluids today at school. When they are thirsty they will drink.

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@NicciHowe @UKHSA That's a stretch of a theory.

What's your idea then? Lockdowns when the temperature rises over a certain threshold?

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@beepboop006 @NHSuk Thoughts and prayers to you. 🤣

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@NicciHowe @UKHSA What on earth are you on about?

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@NoContextBrits Knock a door run

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@zarahussain999 @PolitlcsUK Incorrect. A terrorist sympathising, head in the sand, clueless fool.

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@Symply_rhoda1 Red Wedding