Mr Junk

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted. Moisture is the essence of wetness.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

Fever came out bloated, irritable, and moving like every possession is personal.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@MrBeast 8,885,437

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@iohanneslucius @LinusEkenstam Could a warming climate result in more food production and prosperity? Or are all outcomes guaranteed to be negative?

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@power_ties I’m calling for Stephanie White to step down and let @CaitlinClark22 take over as player coach.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@Codie_Sanchez SMB

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Breaking - Scientists have discovered a technology that turns inedible plant matter into complete nutrition without the need for factories, synthetic chemicals, pesticides, or seed oils.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@TaraBull Haha.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

A crazy idea would be a mandate that federal funding for universities can only happen when/if the ideological balance of its professors are within +/- 20%.

Any institutions that opts out/takes zero funding from the federal government (ie from taxpayers) can still do whatever they want.

Assuming neither side is more wrong nor right, the debate and ultimate quality of students coming from schools with more ideological balance would be meaningfully better I suspect.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funny to think that Bill Clinton’s policies when he was President were essentially MAGA

[Dan @KettlebellDan]

does tylenol effect pregnant men in the same way?

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@TheNBACentel I thought the dildos were falling out of their shorts during the games? Why penalized the fan for that.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@jopawo @orwellshandmaid Trump’s path to Pope-President: Run for prez28, schmooze cardinals, win conclave with 2/3 votes. 'I’ll campaign from the Vatican—some people are asking very strongly that I do both' #DualThrones #Catholic

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@ResisttheMS I thought they had to save a trillion? Isn't that what they were saying?

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@logiefresh34

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@RetroMoviesDB This chick.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@hardknocksedu @RemindMe_OfThis at 7:11 am today

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@HolySmokas @RemindMe_OfThis in 3 years

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@logiefresh34 That’s a fresh take.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

@HugoniusLongus You know what I’m saying.

[Mr Junk @mrjunk]

My reaction when my toddler learns to flip up the drain lever at the end of bath time.