School trip with the students. Lots of fun, introduced them to magic the gathering, (Remind me to send an invoice to wizards) shit ton of wind and bike riding. I'm gonna head to bed now and not wake up for a few days
Trump: She's a communist. She's literally a Marxist.
Harris: Actually Goldman Sachs loves me.
Trump: I saw her eat a cat. It was on the TV.
Harris: Dick Cheney loves me too.
Trump: She won't kill any Palestinians at all.
Harris: I'll kill way more Palestinians than he'll kill.
Trump: I will kill the most Palestinians. I'll kill more Palestinians than anyone.
Harris: You couldn't kill even one Palestinian. You are weak.
Trump: I am not weak I am strong. I am the strongest.
Harris: You're a weak little girl and you'll let China win.
Trump: She's gonna start a nuclear war with Russia.
Harris: I will invade Russia myself and I will kill Putin with my bare hands. I am the strongest and you are the weakest.
Trump: It's not true. It's not true.
Harris: I will also do the most fracking and drill the most oil. Many Republicans have said I'm the strongest.
Trump: No. No. She's weak on immigration.
Harris: I kick immigrants in the balls for fun.
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Donald Trump attacked the @UAW on the national stage during his big RNC speech.
But when the United Auto Workers went on strike, he wanted to look like he was on their side.
So he held a staged union rally, with fake union members, and pretended he cared about American workers.