lizard king, RN

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Me to the other white women in line to vote

[𝓼𝓾𝓮 𝓳𝓮𝓷𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓼 ~𝒔𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒍 𝒄𝒆𝒐 @sophatters]

bestie sent me this. you can now filter ai out of your libby app!!! god bless.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[SlimReaperSZN @SlimReaperSzn6]

Got all the essentials ready for the game tomorrow

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[☭Solidarity is Power ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

The only data centers we need

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

Huge concern in New York that Zohran Mamdani is spending $122 million on schools and hiring 1,000 school teachers when that money could be buying bombs for Israel

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[peep📕 李泊洋 @nopearpressure]

go 'bortions

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

ex-fucking-actly.

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

robby you have been moved to the BOTTOM of the pyramid

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

An ICU nurse is worth more than the entirety of ICE

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

I don’t really feel like celebrating 250 years of the US this year but I WILL celebrate 250 years of my country of Philadelphia being the center of the universe

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I am actually bummed I don’t get to vote for Mamdani. I have Mamdani FOMO. This sucks.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[Chris @citehchris]

one month into dating: what’s up big dawg

one year into dating: hi my beautiful big dawg

one day after married: good morning my forever big dawg

[Lizzy Phair Economics @NBABabySecret]

Doing this at an RFK rally