Pembroke 🌸

26
she/her
not cis
stupid

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Southern prosecutor: I call into question the defendant's sexual viability. May the defendant remooove his trousers?

My yankee attorney: Objection, your honor, relevance.

Southern judge: [eyeing me up] Overruuuled. Take 'em off, boy.

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

you take it off and penises just keep coming out of it

[cis tgirl(s) @spectralwoofer_]

cishet relationships make no sense to me, who’s the dog?

[Raven Rots @RavenRots]

watch out, there are tens of us

[🌱 @lolzy397]

@mattybtweets69 its giving

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

business is war

[nat! @natsmut]

drug before drink you'll pee in the sink..... drink before drug...... you're seeing the bug.....

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I can’t imagine a hyper cube, but luckily I can just hyper imagine a regular cube

[onion person @CantEverDie]

still an all timer to me

[chad @chasedbywasps]

what would you say is your address in your opinion

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Why is sucking a dick an insult? You have someone's most sensitive part between the most powerful muscles in the human body. The dick sucker is the person in power in this situation.

My therapist, underlining the word "euthanasia" repeatedly: "Yea for real dude"

[r @furrybukkake_]

can any audio pedophiles recommend me a good headset thats not super expensive

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my mom after ten seconds of silence trying to remember the mandalorian’s little friend

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

One cup of soy sauce for one pound of chicken. Like I’m sorry man. Nobody can ever take you seriously again