Mirlanda Garris

Professional napper. Gay best friend. Amateur political debater. Advocate for the marginalized, disenfranchised, and left behind. Wonder Woman wanna-be.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@Lenovo @lenovoUS too busy watching sports to deal with a payment processing issue I have been trying to deal with since Friday June 19th...talked to at least half a dozen representatives and no one seems to want to do anything to get my several hundred dollar order processed. 😠

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@RepJeffHurd Why do you keep cancelling visits to your constituents in Montezuma County last minute? You were in San Luis Valley TODAY and suddenly can't make it to Montezuma County less than 4 hours away with little notice for at LEAST the second time.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@SenatorHick @SenBooker Ask him some questions Senator! Please help him out!

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@ArmchairExpPod I'm dying at your spider discussion right now...we have black widows (very common), wolf spiders, brown recluses (not very common though), and aN ANNUAL MIGRATION OF TARANTULAS where I live...send help (an exterminator) 🕷️

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@13cheech @JDCocchiarella I can't even read this tbh.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Sam. #TheUltimatumQueerLove

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you're back at work on Monday and trying to put on that smile.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Pretty sure Carl Loomis was in my courtroom today arguing about parenting time...hey #DaxShepard you don't happen to be doing something super cool in SW Colorado right now do you? @ArmchairExpPod @KristenBell

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@ClayTravis @ChangeNow86 Maybe she should have thought of that before she committed a crime.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

So, has Brad Pitt found a camouflage for COVID yet? #WorldWarZ

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Yikes.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@luci_bubbles Please do it and tell me when your next show is!

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Thank you This Will Destroy You for spending 3,033 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/tpMruYvFyg

What can I say, I listen to "They Move On Tracks of Never-Ending Light" when I sleep!

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @armchairexppod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/xjc9tP7pmN

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Adulthood: being excited to get home from work on a Friday so you can put on sweats and assemble the dish drying rack you bought for your significant other.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Welcome to America, where you face greater consequences for giving a voter in line a water bottle than killing Black Lives Matter protesters with an assault rifle.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@KimKardashian I want to eventually be a juvenile justice or civil rights judge, because in juvenile justice in particular there's a lot of corruption, especially for kids of color and I'd like to try and be part of the change for that.

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

@KimKardashian listening to your We Are Supported By... ep on @ArmchairExpPod & loving it - can I work at your criminal justice firm after law school? I'm passionate about juvenile justice and human/civil rights, I'm just starting to study for the LSAT and you are motivating me!

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Hey @TMobile just wanted to let you know your employees Neal and Emmett rocked my mom's and my mobile world at your Iowa City, IA location! They are awesome and I hope you know that! 💯

[Mirlanda Garris @mrndatbh]

Adulthood sucks because if there's no chocolate in the house, you have no one to blame but yourself