mrs_yort

Yes, it's a tiara. That's how I roll.
Real, but not in control of this account.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw 😬

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

You do things like a boy, @yortw

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw They're nice but they have a strange coffee flavour.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

Did you do something different to these vegetables?

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw It was totally brazen. Like the 10 people who'd been waiting minutes didn't exist.

[Mrs. Carm @Mrs_Carm]

Whoa. https://t.co/zs2MnzsDxf

[modest proposal @modestproposal1]

First rule of technology: Americans will use every new consumer product to try and order pizza

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

It should be called Bleak Mirror.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

*one note of Coronation St theme plays*
Gaaah! I heard the sound! The sound is bad! It makes me want to rip my ears off.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw You don't even like Star Wars that much. How about a giant TARDIS instead? Or maybe the Enterprise D?

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw A Lannister always pays their debts.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw you never designed me a personalized tiara!

[Sunny Hundal @sunny_hundal]

Just perfect.
Dutch journalist to new US Ambassador: you said there were 'no go zones' in Netherlands, where are they?
Ambassador: That's fake news, I didn't say that
Journalist: We can show you that clip now.
Ambassador: Err 😳🤥

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@yortw you're being really awkward.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@marypcbuk @sbisson @sbisson happy birthday! 🎂

[Hal 10000 @Hal_RTFLC]

@Popehat Middle Age (n.). When you realize that sometimes you are a character in a sitcom.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@AltNerdPyle @NerdPyle @kitzfuhel @sundhaug92 @TyreJim @claidham @sbisson @yortw @callum90ish @marypcbuk @FPieces @FlyingBlueMonki @havochaos @rachelnabors @SteveSyfuhs @Mrs_Carm @MakeYourselfNrd @its_a_lisa @secitup @ajohnsocyber @Lisa_Royal @CarmenCrincoli @OrionListug @jkonstantas @jrmithdobbs @AMtwo @MrThreadzilla @SarahBDay @Cuff_S @wkmyrhang @noonefollowsme @MalwareJake @O3Awesomesauce @loriedwards @mikebaz @NorthFaceHiker @bluewhackadoo @Dave_Cochran @aiddya @RichAJensen @r0wdy_ @securitybrew @TashasEv @kclemson @pvineetha @KardOnIce @xandersherry @getwired @ElJefeDSecurIT @Mrs_Carm did this best.

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@MrThreadzilla @Mrs_Carm @CarmenCrincoli Oh hi Threddy. I've heard about you.
See
https://t.co/sHQAzgVFnZ

[mrs_yort @mrs_yort]

@CarmenCrincoli @Mrs_Carm Two can play this game.

[Jim Tyre @TyreJim]

@CarmenCrincoli I'm innocent.

Or at least I'm not guilty.