snap pea peterson

I was told there would be no math, she/her, weirdo for kindness and respect

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

I have never purposely made eye contact with anyone

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[r. @xxoorita]

they increased the price of outside while we were inside n thought we wouldn’t notice smh

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I simply LOVE to be working in an isolated location with a ragtag crew of misfits, whether it be in deep sea or the vastness of space. I HATE to have my crew be picked off one by one, by an unknown entity or creature.

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

When I say I’m really busy, I just mean I’m peeing constantly

[For Pitty's Sake @for_pittys]

#NewMexico

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

On one side of a river is a man with a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain. Once, he had dreamed he would be a different sort of man, a man his father would be proud of, but it had all led, in the end, to this.

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

I fear the only way to bring the country together this summer is another BP oil spill or a nationwide manhunt for a serial killer.

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Now we just need a Captain Crunch origin story where he was bullied by the roof of my mouth

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

i know that wanting to murder someone for making a mean comment to someone i love is an over reaction, but this is my second period this month, so you understand

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

i wish all my uterus/ovaries a very go away

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

@Caynidar I like that!

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

I have questions

[Matty @bestestname]

A good measure of how happy you are is whether you want birds to shut the fuck up.

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

Be kind, rewind

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Twist: It’s the island where Leonardo DiCaprio dumps his girlfriends

[snap pea peterson @mrsamandalyn]

Just ran gleefully upstairs to tell 16 another boat got stuck and he grinned so big

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Playing the new Shailene game