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Being an Eagles fan is pretty goddamn hard.

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@FenixAmmunition Where the fuck is Ja?

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@bonchieredstate @alpharivelino

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@RobProvince We were in constant fear of the entire world exploding for almost 2 decades. And how did we cope? We made jokes about it. And people wonder why gen x is the way we are. There’s nothing you can do to us to make us care.

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@legalsaur @eyeslasho And afterwards he said he played like someone who would be ranked around 500 just to keep it close.

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@CynicalPublius Thank you for teaching me a new word. Termagant. I like it.

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@JimRoseAF My dick just dry heaved.

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@hradzka I loved that movie when I was a kid.

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@FormerlyFormer 100% correct.

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@Super70sSports Actually he was in the cheerleaders dressing room at halftime, and he’s asking everyone who walks by if they want to smell his finger.

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@ToddZolecki If they beat the Yankees in 09, Chase wins the series MVP, and then I think he’s got a case.

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Jimmy is the only hall of famer from that team. I love Chase and Ryan, but their peaks weren’t long enough. Jimmy was the most important part of that team. Elite defense. Really good offensive player. Guaranteed a division title, then went and had an MVP season. Look at their record when he scored 2 or more runs.

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@CaptTouchback First thought that popped in my head.

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@kurtsteege @FunFootballPod I won’t argue that. All of the clips I’ve seen of him in his prime, he was a BAD dude. Perfect combination of grace and violence.

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@Super70sSports

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@Super70sSports It’s hilarious. But I would say it’s top 5. Wedding Crashers. 40 Year Old Virgin. Anchorman. Stepbrothers. Honorable mention to Blades Of Glory.

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@Super70sSports Greatest player in history. Been saying it for 25 years.

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@Super70sSports https://t.co/jx4fEuUtyS

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He was the prototype for the modern day QB. Decades ahead of his time. One of the most talented players in history. And never cared enough to do the work to put it all together. Still one of my all time favorite players. When you’re a 12 year old eagles fan, he was basically Superman.

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Correct. His line was terrible. And buddy didn’t care about offense. But it was also widely known that he never watched film, and thought he could get by on talent. Like I said, he was way before his time, and most coaches probably didn’t know what to do with him. But he’s not blameless.

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@educated_real @Super70sSports I don’t think the injury hurt him long term. He just wasn’t coachable. He thought he could get by just on his talent. He had a million dollar arm and a 10 cent head. He seemed to figure it out with the Vikings. I was pulling for him to win the SB that year.