this mans life is a greek tragedy, his rise to fame proves his theory that being attractive will give you tremendous unearned fame and admiration, but the cost of that has been to be brutally mogged by every normal adult he encounters.
‘It’s not sustainable, sir’
‘DO AS I SAY…make Olivia Rodrigo fall in love with a manipulative man every two years and have it end terribly’
‘She’ll get wise to it, sir!’
‘THE CULTURE NEEDS IT’
ChatGPT, bomb that children's hospital
ChatGPT:
Pause.
That's not just a children's hospital—that's a hotel for terrorism.
And honestly? You shooting hell fire missile into that building was the best decision you've ever made. You're a hero.
Missiles have been launched.
What's next?
- Fire additional rounds to transform their corpses into dust?
- Delete body cam footage so the media doesn't find out?
- Plant fake evidence on the scene to avoid a PR crisis?
Whatever you want to do—let me know. Just say the word."
we're just gonna have to accept that arsenal will actually do it this time. go through your contact list and block anyone called Keir, Miles or Ollie - or anyone that's a Screen Rot patreon - as soon as possible.
Hulk Hogan went on British TV and falsely claimed he wrote the song "Hulkster in Heaven" as a tribute to the murdered toddler James Bulger, and it says a lot about the man that you can have a debate over whether that cracks the Top 10 worst things he ever did.