the dirty shirley king

as funny as a hot person can be

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Speaking of brooklyn gay bars, shout out to whoever put the glade plug in in the metro bathroom fr

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Queers deserve dive bars!!!!

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Metro down, but I could stand to see happyfun get some more love!!!

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

We ordered delivery drag during COVID. Troy pulled up with vodka sodas and @MagentaQueenT slayed Madison Beer in the living room

[👨🏻 @speeeena]

My favorite Rosemont memory is that they were the first gay bar to reopen during COVID. We walked there from Bed Stuy for a frozen to-go cocktail. They were handing every patron an ambient temp hot dog and saying “Do NOT eat this”

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

@kycarrerolopez Perfect toothpaste aisle teeheehee

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

@kycarrerolopez So true queen!

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

TN

i’m allergic to quid pro quo, dickriding, &/or endorsing things i don’t truly feel are It; this show consistently platforms some of the most exciting, genre-pushing drag performances you can catch in nyc. you’ll see some shit you’ve not b4 https://t.co/156tHggmmL

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Whatever y’all can hate as much as you want, but I didn’t get a single bug bite at honcho. I did, however, just get a mosquito bite to the face on Wyckoff avenue. PLUR

[Ambrosia Alert @trashqueen]

“Gay guys think everything’s a darkroom. They see a glass box with a spotlight on it and they’re like ‘meet me in the darkroom’”
-@mrussell103

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

always at the pedicure like sorry my ankles are so inflexible I don’t have a dance background

[doris💖 @dorislochtagain]

No cuz yeah like no yeah

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

@themehmooni AI slop!

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Loveee.. it’s crazy right?

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

{wearing a kilt} take a dip into the cool waters of… Darien LOCHT

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

I love tweeting about white lotus casting like it’s all stars. Anyway..

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Insane the ultimate divas live trip isn’t just Kathy and Mary doing the simple life

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Which Housewife provides the best comic relief?

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

I have one of those breathalyzers on my car. It won’t start for anything less than a 2.5

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Honey, I twunk the twink

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

My boyfriend sent me to the bodega for Gatorade and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

[the dirty shirley king @mrussell103]

Running this back

[Julie J HQ @juliejhq]

julie j stuns for the princess party at oasis cabaret and nightclub in san francisco