Matt West

I enjoy whistling.

[Valpo Ultimate @ValpoUltimate]

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER VALPO ULTIMATE IS NATTYS BOUND!!!!

[Conoco @Conoco]

Wanna weird your friends out? Fill your glove compartment with lots of actual gloves. When they open it, boom, gloves everywhere. #carhacks

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

All these folks worried about erasing history when the Confederate statues come down will be thrilled to learn about the existence of books.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i hope to one day cultivate an opinion about fidget spinners that i can tweet

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

all i'm saying is nba final quarters werent doing these numbers under obama

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

None of y'all was rocking with comey when he was independent and only on SoundCloud tho #frauds

[Matt West @mrwestmrwest]

@ashure Oh I've seen the two monks before! Most likely my favorite thing on the internet. Absolutely wonderful.

[Matt West @mrwestmrwest]

@ashure I await your recommendations.

[Matt West @mrwestmrwest]

https://t.co/mFa8oszRli

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in."

[Matt West @mrwestmrwest]

Today's Google Doodle is pretty cool.

[Tyler Kinley @tylerkinley]

The thread you've been waiting for. Probably. Maebe. https://t.co/xGe6Vbbtkf

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Controversial Thought: I'm kinda okay with taking home slightly less money if fewer people die horribly.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Move over OBJ, here's a new NFL controversy. I'm hearing the Dolphins spent ALL WEEK in Miami before their playoff loss to the Steelers.

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

It is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Just want to confirm, we're gonna keep up the shouting into the void about global catastrophe while politicians argue about email, right? https://t.co/mZNwf56UpV

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's been so long since the Cubs last played in the World Series that the 2016 presidential campaign hadn't even started yet.

[Matt West @mrwestmrwest]

Quality time with friends.