Whatever

It's all whimsical nonsense really

[Whatever @ms_snippety]

I'm at my most agreeable when I'm getting my way

[Lovely Bones @MrsLovelyBones1]

I used to be such a different girl, I miss her.

[Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons]

Son: But I’m not hungry!

Me: I heated that pop tart for 22 seconds! You’re gonna eat!

[ᵇ ᵒ ᵒ ᵗ ʰ ʸ @BoothysTweets]

You make me feel slightly less depressed...

Me flirting...

[Jessica🇨🇦 @Smithkids]

I’m so damn tired. Like tired tired...too tired to even take my bra off tired.

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

I get jealous of anyone that gets your time

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Another day of not dying in my sleep

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

Can you really say you’re over 40 if you don’t have a wadded up Kleenex in every pocket?

[🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind]

There’s a place for everyone...
Just not together.

[Jessica🇨🇦 @Smithkids]

I wish I was as strong as I tell myself I am.

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

Quit calling me out on my bullshit like you know me or something.

[Whatever @ms_snippety]

@SabotagedSmoke At 40 😏✌🏼

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband left me on read and it’s been 22 minutes.

If he wanted a divorce he could have just asked me like a rational human being.

[A @I_am_aspen]

I can talk forever with some people.

[TWirt @wirtersblock]

Her proportions were epic.

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

PSA: No one, and I mean NO FUCKING ONE, wants to see your dick.

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

Pack your bags.... I got you a one way ticket to Fuck Off!

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

I wish there was a vaccine that prevented me from getting stupid @ replies

[Whatever @ms_snippety]

@Riverrunsred25 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻