Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬

chemical biologist. person with too many interests. erstwhile runner.

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

Me, to the toddler from Jan-Nov: “No, we don’t drink heavy cream. Weird that you would even ask.”
Me, to the toddler in Dec: “GUESS WHAT. It’s Eggnog Season.”

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@guttergrabber @clhubes @frolic_n_detour Free market is currently running the daycare industry; and it’s not working for many Americans, particularly wrt cost. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@cryptotruther2 @clhubes @frolic_n_detour How do you suggest that we ‘incentivize the private markets’ here? Private markets currently run the daycare industry and the overall pricing and care is not working for majority of American families.

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@Deltothegado @clhubes Yes, you can! I don’t have the substack app and I read the first one this morning.

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes This little girl’s reaction reads like she is in on a joke somehow, like maybe they joked about how silly it would be to give people vegetables

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@climatepaige @clhubes Winnie like it, Paige, Winnie like it!

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@UF_Grace @clhubes Don’t worry, we watched the original in all of its b&w glory

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@scottlangford22 @clhubes LOL, you first, Scott, and I’ll happily consider following along

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

Playing pretend with one kid = lots of fun because you get to build and play in the pretend world.

Playing pretend with two kids = frustrating because your primary role is conflict mediation as the two kids argue about who has more pieces of the fake furniture.

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@jonathandalecki @clhubes It’s easy and also so much more fun for everyone (including dad!) if you take an interest and enjoy what your kids like!

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes @offbeatorbit …these people aren’t even styled well. The man’s outfit in particular is not good 😂

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes She’s ready

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes Truly impressed that Rotten Old Pear (such a little guy!) is making it home after a weekend in another state. (Knock on wood)

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

If you haven’t voted yet and you’re considering skipping out because “I’m just one person, my vote doesn’t matter,” just remember that each of the people in the photo below will be voting for Trump and chaos today.

Vote for Kamala! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes No desire for community building activities that don’t revolve around their needs and wants.

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes @realgirl_fieri How could you not tell me this very important information!!!!!! My November movie going dreams are shattered

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@realgirl_fieri wait wtf, how was I unaware that wicked is a two-part film and that the second part doesn’t come out until next year?!? my excitement for this movie has vanished in an instant lol

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@todallyanika @clhubes @motherpilled What do you think the precious garden princess meant by “spiritual implications?” Was that not a purposeful dig that somehow Lucy’s child might lack a soul?

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes Big update: the 4YO got one

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@clhubes I’m up to 11 kills for the day, just so everyone can keep score at home. (Only one was in our yard)

[Matt 👨🏻‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬 @msbeyers19]

@climatepaige @clhubes omg lol I love the idea that someone’s inside joke is a funny thing our daughter said. she is really funny, so it definitely tracks!