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there is enchantment in the illuminated kmart sign. first story @expatlitj:

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jude the apostle, patron saint of desperate cases and lost causes

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@dawsferatu this is your worst idea, and i should know because i have a little notebook where i write them all down.

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@MLBTV tonight’s sny feed of the mets v. rays game begins in the bottom of the fourth. why does this continue to be a problem? do you only hire people who have gotten full frontal lobotomies? why not just train them to cut feeds so they start at the beginning of the broadcast?

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@asdkfjasdlfjd i refused to accept this until i was in my fifties. that’s an extra indignity.

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@RubyAndRyan worst year of my life as well. no end in sight is also my situation.

“you must go on, i can’t go on, i’ll go on.”

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@TaraAnnThieke your pinned tweet may be the pinned tweet of the century. it must remain pinned because so many remain impervious to its truth.

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@jdowrites the bhagavad gita by way of salinger had something to say about this.

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@dawsferatu i’d extend a secret handshake to you and ask you to identify yourself (as i would in kind), but this here’s the information superhighway where there are no handshakes.

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@muunijs @bartlebytaco it’s a sonic thing for me. a dream-like quality, either the nightmare or the fantastically gauzy or some other such thing.

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@muunijs @bartlebytaco i subtracted the antlers and siamese dream from this collection. was on the fence about parklife.

but i agree. bts should be removed.

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@bartlebytaco i think i’d subtract the antlers and siamese dream from this collection. i am sensitive to a great aura surrounding both of those.

and maybe parklife.

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there is the great american novel, the roman-fleuve (aka “river novel”), and the encyclopedia novel. it is my aspiration to write the great american killdungsroman, better understood as a novel written in the aftermath of the world trying to destroy its writer.

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@CrefloH i almost tacked on “never felt better” to the end of that.

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@CrefloH “i have been eliminating bands from my rotation by consulting b. creflo holler’s ‘blows/does not blow rating system’ and what i’m left with is a carl perkins 45, one tv on the radio cd, and the collected works of insane clown posse.”

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@nealjclark1

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@Stephen19718352 yeah, i love that one. i save it for special occasions (like calling a stranger gay under his baseball post).

i always respect the man who drops it on me when i deserve it.

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@Stephen19718352

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@SNY_Mets please, god. no.

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@BMiggy i can’t think of a single thing he does better than the last guy currently sitting on the bench. well, i guess he has more power than pache. but that’s it.