Melanie Seasons

Catford massive. Loves chocolate-covered pretzels.

[Greenhouse Communications (inactive) @GreenhouseComms]

🚨 If you sign one petition today, make it this one

Jude @carbontaxwalk has walked 200 miles to support a petition calling for a carbon tax debate in Parliament – and it needs 100,000 signatures TODAY.

#MakePollutersPay for their emissions! 📝👇

https://t.co/tYU4izPRdT

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@JustEatUK any help with order 1174191861? Placed an hour ago and driver still not assigned. Estimated delivery was supposed to be 21:25-21:45

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

And in next month's @StylistMagazine:
"We're also really sorry about how gelato shops have been sexually harassing poodles recently".

Seriously though, this advertorial is basically feminism buzzword bingo.

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@cakedandgreen @RoyalMail Stephanie. Totally.

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

When the @RoyalMail postman puts a 'sorry we missed you' card in your letter box at 8:30 while you're in the next room, doesn't knock or ring the doorbell, marks it 9:30 and drives off within seconds... 😡

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@DomW You know what's even more annoying? The date says yesterday and I got the note this morning! I was also in yesterday all day and at 9:30 I was eating breakfast within eyeshot of the door... 😡😡😡😡

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@CateSevilla You need Doritos for Women! 😏 https://t.co/hmEUh1A3le

[OVO @OVOEnergy]

Climate change is real. It's time to power your life differently.

(Sound on for 🤘)

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@DomW @OVOEnergy @uncommon_LDN Can't take all the credit! Brand team totally knocked it out of the park with this one. Now if it goes crazy on social...

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

Beyond excited to share our latest work! Pats on the back for the @OVOEnergy team and @uncommon_LDN. Definitely some positive energy in the office this morning 😎 https://t.co/nGGuAe7UQO

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Overheard through locked door: "Don't they know I'm the f--- President!?" POTUS displeased at resistance. #resist

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

I need to tone down the cheesy grin... https://t.co/za9fxrD6dC

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@GWRHelp Hi, If Swindon/Bath is closed, does that mean Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads isn't running? Can't find a definitive answer! Thx

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

Ok, so yeah - we did one too. :D https://t.co/oRTTl6950H

[OVO @OVOEnergy]

And they say OVO is a fast-paced office... #MannequinChallenge #SMWiBristol

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

On the plus side, the #SMWiBristol panel went very well. Thanks to @tanyacroft1 @peterkin and @DanPanes for the lively discussion!

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

Phone. completely. dead. warranty. expired.

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@zuffle one time, a woman on the phone said, 'Hi Emma. No, I'm not sure if I'm on the quiet carriage.' Guy behind me yelled 'YOU ARE' 😂

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@reyes thanks! You're forgiven though - I've only been here two months. It's fab working for the nice guy 👍

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

@DaveParkinson @SaraKeeg Dave - you should totally switch! https://t.co/swu75fVawG

[Melanie Seasons @mseasons]

What is it about the quiet carriage that people don't understand? Last three times:📱🎶⁉📢 shut it!