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The real life representation of a blank page and a swelling rage.

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@destinaleressa1 @aykiri Word on the street is that he is secretly married or in at least a serious relationship with a woman who is 43. So at least he’s not the stereotypical Hollywood guy.

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@AlanGrayson But his moronic base still voted for him, THREE TIMES! You should run in ‘28 if not for anything else nit to give us an opportunity to hear “Donnorea” in a speech.

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@DesireeAmerica4 And they have a meltdown or run away in terror when you do recognize them. It’s a no win situation 😂

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@smolnnicholas @janhopi Same lol

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@nlyonne This internet stranger is rooting for you. And I so get it having relapsed a few times. 💛💛

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@TheModerateCase @hasanthehun I used to think you were a smart and moderate guy. You should change your handle to “The Right Wing Case that’s full of BS”

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@BecauseMiami Look on the bright side - free car wash!

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@for_the_chill @eastdakota @Austen Exactly this. Sales cycles in software sales are long. And it also is a bad customer experience when your account exec is replaced every 3 months.

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@JohnSmi18684452 @SunnyvaleSBay @Austen @patriot_melissa @eastdakota Being fired for sales performance isn’t generally considered “good cause.” Good cause is normally attendance, insubordination, etc.

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@patriot_melissa @eastdakota @Austen People who get fired for performance can still collect unemployment because most performance metrics are pretty arbitrary.

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@eastdakota @Austen Just curious, how do you really know people can’t perform when the average sales cycle in SaaS is 84 days and she was fired at a little over 90 days? Seems performance expectations need to be reevaluated here.

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@chelseahartisme They canceled the event 😏

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@ElonMuskAOC I think these all give quirky villain vibes.

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@NilTaskin @WSJ Exactly this.

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@BlueForTheWin1 State and local elections are critically important yet most people have no idea who their state reps are. I’m hoping that Fabian’s “bad press” encourages more people to get involved in local and state politics.

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@FrobeccaDaGreat Hi @FrobeccaDaGreat I’m not able to message you, so please send me a DM if you see this. There is a guy out there using women’s picture to start accounts on FB and LinkedIn. I’ll send you the links to report him if you reach out. Thanks.

[News 6 WKMG @news6wkmg]

After a man was recently trespassed from the Winter Park Hillstone location, the hashtag #saladgate has become a trending point of contention in Orlando’s online foodie community. https://t.co/eTkQC75PFV

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Two weeks ago I didn’t even know what a Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

The FBI is holding memorial services this weekend for Agents Daniel Alfin & Laura Schwartzenberger.
They were killed Tuesday executing a search warrant.
The services will be held at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
I am thinking of their family, friends, and colleagues today.

[Josh Weil @therealjoshweil]

As we celebrate #BlackHistoryMonth2021, let's not pretend that the struggles of Black People are a thing of the past.

May every celebration of a Black Life dedicated to securing their rights in the past, be a reminder to support those still fighting for their rights, today.