J Con

I like pretending I'm still in college.

[J Con @msjcon]

“@LexiConlon: I fucking hate myself” =(

[Highclere Castle Gin @HighclereGin]

Drinking beer on an empty stomach is the best decision I've made all day. #drunkfirst #dinnerlater 🍺🍻🍺

[Vanessa Alander @vjalander1]

writing... writing... writing... and so happy about it. Sometimes you just have to write for yourself...for your sanity.

[Wasted White Girl @wastedwhitegirl]

Keep Calm & Say "Bitch I don't live to please you!" #WWG

[J Con @msjcon]

“@BrunetteBetch: "You wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"The way you treat me."” @HotGurlProblems

[Wasted White Girl @wastedwhitegirl]

Bad bitches are classy, strong, independent, loyal, loveable, and one thing about them is they know they deserve better. #WWG

[J Con @msjcon]

Friday ���

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The worst decision I’ve ever made was growing up and becoming an adult.

[J Con @msjcon]

“@UberBitch_: There is something about Taylor Swift's face that I can't deal with.” she looks like she ate a lemon #notcute

[J Con @msjcon]

“@itsWillyFerrell: I always try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.” #multitasking

[J Con @msjcon]

“@TrophyTrainee: There is not coffee or Diet Coke in my hand, this can't mean good things for today.” #dailyessentials

[Sorry Not Sorry @sorryynotsorryy]

When sluts complain about sluts for being slutty #MakesMeSMH

[J Con @msjcon]

Taking my aggression out on the treadmill. More #sociallyacceptable than running people over with my car @crazybitchprblm

[J Con @msjcon]

“@girlsgotissues: Hufflepuff. #MakesMeSMH” shits hilarious

[J Con @msjcon]

Work, work out, shower, sleep, repeat #weekdayroutine #isitfridayyet

[J Con @msjcon]

Watching #intervention. This shit is #bananas

[J Con @msjcon]

“@UberBitch_: Seriously, I think everyone wants to be a housewife these days. Raise your hand iif you want to be a house/trophy wife.”

[Clark Griswold @Northern_Gents]

Why are all these old men are getting their panties in a bunch over contraceptio? You really want today's youth popping out more babies?

[J Con @msjcon]

How young is too young to get Botox? #shitgirlssay

[J Con @msjcon]

@WineOProbz #truth