Loy Maierhauser

I covet your eyes, your ears, the collapsible space between us...

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

@eoghanwalsh I passed in Jan. of 2018, not sure if that's helpful or not, but am more than happy to chat!

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Dear @OnStar if the only recording you have of a successful car recovery is from '04, then I do not want your product bc it is 2017 #radioad

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

When you start your week off with a trip to the gym, but it's actually just so you can have Girl Scout cookies for breakfast.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Trump said he's giving power back to the people(ha!) & that today is OUR celebration. Does that mean it's my party & I can cry if I want to?

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

You know you're an adult when you buy a vacuum, go get tipsy at the brewery, and then come home and just vacuum the shit out of your house.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

When you start the day w/ a run & a smoothie & you swear you'll be good today & then there's donuts at work & you're like fuck it & eat two

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

There's something about being in a gas station that just makes me want cool ranch Doritos.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Much hills. Many slow. So Wyoming. Wow.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Karma bit me today because I was rude. I got home to a house full of mosquitoes. That was literally karma biting me and sucking my blood.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

My house smells like beer, but for all the wrong reasons. #explodinghomebrewfiasco2014

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Just when I thought I couldn't love Thabeet any more, this happened, and then I loved Thabeet more http://t.co/YwQA6loVMN via @sbnation

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

The 8 o'clock conundrum - too early for bed but too late to nap...

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

. @GeneralMills I was extremely disappointed with this bag of Bugles, which were all too small to put on my fingers.

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

THUNDER FOR THE WIN!!! ⚡️😅

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

Old man: "who ya waitin on?" Me: "my mom." Old man looks at @suzieloveless and goes, "oh, and your grandma?" #truestory #ihavea30yearoldkid

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

KD's MVP speech was amazing. What an extraordinarily humble, kind, generous person. He makes me proud to call OKC my home. #KDMVP

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

The definition of #yolo as a thirty-year-old = staying up for OT to watch the Thunder and then getting up at 6 to volunteer. #hardcore

[Loy Maierhauser @msloy]

I love playoff game days because it becomes OKC-professional to wear a thunder tshirt with a blazer. ⚡️⬆️

[Center for American Progress @amprog]

How preschool helps low-income children get ready for school

[Mustang Brewing Co. @mustangbrewing]

Maybe Oklahoma City should buy the Seahawks, too.