@LNER hello I was due to travel from Wakefield Westgate to London tomorrow AM at 06.18, can I just get on from Doncaster instead at 06.37 due to the disruption?
So the dopes in gov telling musicians and people in arts to retrain and get another job what and become massive cunts like you nah yer alright c’mon you know LG x
Brit 1: “I’m so sorry, I’m going to have to cancel”
Brit 2: “Oh don’t worry, let’s do something in the new year”
<Both Brits nearly pass out with relief>