MSU, we love thy shadows
When twilight silence falls,
Flushing deep and softly paling
O'er ivy covered halls;
Beneath the pines we'll gather
To give our faith so true,
Sing our love for Alma Mater
And thy praises MSU.
Once you realize that right-wingers are just adult children with a contrarian/rebellious compulsion, everything starts to make sense.
"Ha! Take that, I lowered it more than you recommended!" like some kid defying their parents' orders.