Below Average Takes

Below Average Sports Takes

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Start Spreading the News!

Congratulations @nyknicks 🗞️🔥

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Another flagrant missed for Wemby

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

so this fucking loser sucks and is jealous he can’t be in the U S of fuckin A

[Ciebac_Tom @CiebacT]

Der Typ sammelt aktuell zehntausende Follower am Tag indem er so tut als sei er super beeindruckter Deutscher, star struck von der USA. Labert einfach jedes Ami Narrativ nach und macht jetzt damit Kohle. Soll er machen, zeigt aber einfach wie dämlich social media in 2026 ist

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

“football without Origi is nothing”

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

“still talking about us” as he was asked a question and responded to it?..

[Squid_Tha_Goat @Jesus_Tha_Goat]

“Ima buckeye, I claim Nick Saban as my coach”

Yea nah Saban is Bama, you’re not Bama.

Lil bro across the street stays talking about us. ✌️

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

Landon Donovan (USA) is the all time leader in international assists

[Expe @Expefutbol]

¿Qué estadística de fútbol parece falsa pero es 100% verdadera?

[Yankees Stats @ChrisCoop_]

Jose Ramirez is 36-50 head to head lifetime against the Yankees.

He is 0-4 playoff series count against the Yankees.

He has one of the lowest playoff wRC+’s in baseball.

He’s seen the Yankees pop champagne in Cleveland 3 times in 7 years.

Not sure this graphic title would be my choice of words but sure Cleveland admin whatever you wish to believe.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Liverpool stance on Rio Ngumoha, not just today but for months: untouchable. 🔐

Seen as crucial part of the project and no chance for his exit, #LFC view is clear. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

Europeans not understanding the concept of time zones and day light is somehow very on brand.. just wait til it’s 80 degrees when Englands playing!

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

what do these fuckin Europeans think happens when the WC is in Germany/Russia/Qatar for U.S. viewers? cry me a fucking river and don’t watch, it’s not coming home anyway

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Not a single kick off time where I can watch while ‘working’ from home. It’s an absolute disgrace.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Gerrit Cole will start for the New York Yankees on Friday

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Since Jim Harbaugh arrived, Michigan has had 14 staffers either arrested (6), banned for cheating (5), fired for sex crimes (2), or forced to resign for endorsing slavery (1).

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

this is a kid who never watched LeBron James play before he turned 30.. try not to argue with these undeveloped brains

[. @JVR405]

Maturing is realizing Lebron James is not the greatest player in the world nor has he ever fucking been. Fuck yall.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

NFL wins since 2020:

[Below Average Takes @mta__03]

Peach Bowl, Dec 31 2022… and it was at least an hour

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game