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We’re here for your @MTA venting needs. Good luck getting home. #mtasucks #mta

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@NYCTSubway

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@iLeonD @Dan_Salomone @Giants

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@Dan_Salomone @Giants “TrUSt ThE PrOceSs”

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@LanceMedow @Giants @NYGRadio @BobPapa_NFL @CarlBanksGIII @WFAN660 Immediately following the game, please launch yourselves out of a canon.

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@katie_honan That’s a trick question.

They are ALL the worst.

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@SBANYPD Where’s this energy when your incompetence and lack of training gets people beat up or killed, for no discernible reason? 🤔

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@Zerosumgrl63 @Noah__Goldberg @NYCTSubway That’s because we’re in the business of being as helpful as the actual @MTA!

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@ScottPresler EVERYTHING you do and adore, turns into a giant failure. Not only did you fail to flip the house like you said you would, but managed to lose the senate AND the presidency instead. You are NOTHING BUT A LOSER.

With that said, BLOCK AWAY!....Snowflake🤷🏻‍♂️
#TreasonHasConsequences

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@KyleFlannery8 @NYCTSubway @NYCTBus @MTA Don’t worry. I don’t give any travel info so ANY and all confusion will be provided by the @mta as they always do.

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@KyleFlannery8 @NYCTSubway @NYCTBus You must be new to the city. Here’s some helpful information: the @MTA DOES NOT care one iota about your commute or how much time they make you waste 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Trains will be delayed in both directions, following an #MTA malfunction.

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@HotTakeNYC1 @MTA You’re right. Normally the MTA is the EPITOME of cleanliness 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@MTA Yeah! Splendid job.

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“If the train is packed, wait for the next one” in other words....show up to work 3 hours late

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

With the number of COVID-19 cases growing, we know there’s a lot of anxiety and confusion out there.

Here are some things that EVERY New Yorker can do to help reduce the spread of COVID-19:

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@PlatanoKhaleesi @Derrick_NYC We’re doing the same that @MTA and @NYCTSubway are doing, which is.......

[The Pissed Off Subway Rider @POedSubwayRider]

So @NYCTSubway I need to take Lyft home. Where can I send my receipt for reimbursement?

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@JokerInTheBronx

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@katie_honan @2AvSagas 1, 3 and 5. The other two are not an option if you’re riding by yourself

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During the week. On weekends it’s more like 12 real minutes

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I just figured out 1 MTA minute = 7 real minutes @MTA ya'll almost fooled me lmao