Mike Bowen

Programmer hack who likes writing web apps and surfing the web.

[Amanda Hamilton @fawn9281]

https://t.co/XcYnBtQWSs

[Kevin B Panetta @PanettaSexyTime]

Apparently other dudes don't like it when you play "got your nose" at the urinal.

[Minivan @my_minivan_life]

Just told my two kids that I love them both equally and the one with his shoes on the wrong feet totally bought it.

[Relic Oboogie @RelicOboogie]

What I look for in a new car is a good sturdy low fuel light, because I use the shit outta that.

[Lee McCauley @agileatheist]

Boy Scouts of America release records describing the systematic cover up of allegations of sexual abuse by 1200 leaders http://t.co/NpZOqbE0

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

I'd say that is about right. http://t.co/O7AFVQmP

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

@agileatheist And the link for all your followers would be where? Well, yeah, it is just me now, but yanno, for later. http://t.co/gzEkXYEe

[Heather B. Hamilton @dooce]

Give me a break. Nothing is going to go wrong if I turn on my phone in the middle of this flight and try to twe

[Christopher Schmitt @teleject]

Issue: all your friends covered Gotye's hit song, posted it to YouTube & are waiting for u to check them out. Solution: http://t.co/fBCF46kN

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

@dooce The world is a better place because people like you share your "life moments" and show us our own experiences are not so damn insane!

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
--Benjamin Franklin Not bad Ben...

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

Baby got Back is 20 years old? I think I hear my bones thinning... http://t.co/qr3yHV2h

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

Heh, I wish I could forget a lot of this now... http://t.co/HWa4t1pw

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

@agileatheist http://t.co/F9YA3gWq.

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

@teleject Amen. From Firefly - you're going to burn in a special hell. One reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

@annpong How'd it go? Bet you felt better once you got there...

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

I've decided I hate Tony. He talked me into signing up to facebook just so I could join his "mob." Now I am addicted. Will prolly get fired.

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

This is a test

[Mike Bowen @mtbowen]

Snow is here. Schools are closed. Wife is pissed...