Matt

Avid water drinker and food eater

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I lowkey think this is a legitimate thing to write an article about

Casual nudity is all but dead in society, and we’ve become more puritan as a result

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Nine years ago I planted 14 trees (4 species) as a privacy fence. People laughed saying it’ll take forever to grow. Two years ago I planted two apple trees in my yard. People laughed saying it’ll take forever to grow apples. Last year I spent 12 weeks rooting a fig cutting and my friend called it silly.

Our privacy fence is now 16’ tall and i can swim in my pool naked if I want. We got a handful of apples this year-it’s a start. The fig cutting is now 30” tall and wide w 8 figs on it. I suspect we’ll have jam next year.

I bought a dwarf lemon tree this summer. It won’t bear fruit until late winter. But it will make me happy.

I think I’ll plant another apple tree this Fall. It might take 5 years to bear fruit but I’ll be 5 years older either way. And, with apples.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[b✨ @pYSLrada]

In December 2021, Vogue collaborated with Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny to recreate the iconic 1990s music video for “Macarena” by Los Del Río

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

My walk home on ketamine in which I got lost on my own block for an hour was, in many ways, my own ‘Odyssey’

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[i think @kutaiuranium]

doing sex work to afford angry birds microtransactions

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Me after saying I didn’t wanna go

[tiny soprano @fkanyx]

Went to Chau Chak Wing museum and saw some of Gao Hangs work
Really quite delicious

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

changing your perspective is really the key to being happier and more successful

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

That's Me by Louie Zong

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

This is a ceramic sculpture of a sheep looking down at its own reflection in water, created by artist Kenichi Nakaya.