Matt Johnson

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don't you prefer steak?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We ran 80,000 simulations, and you spelled 'definitely' wrong in 71,052 of them.

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@smashbaals Right into that other dudes head. Not very nice

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@RightWingCope @ETTC19 He reached for that ear right after the shot was fired, before he went down

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@allahliker Literally Trump is the luckiest person ever to live

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@WhatTheSibylSaw @glennbeck He hurt Mr Trump's feelings, very mean and nasty

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@ScottSoren23661 @CookieT0TS Drew Barrymore

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@GRUGCEL

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@InternetHippo This is the worst outcome, he barely passes an incredibly low bar

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@InternetHippo 3 minutes to midnight on the 'how over is it' clock

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@steph_turkey @youwouldntpost He can order it, it'll take two weeks to get here

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@anothercohen This post was written by an AI employee

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@growing_daniel 2024 year of Linux on the desktop?

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@mattyglesias Too old

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@jack24dd30 Why buy this when you could have a Toyota?

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@_nomadic_soul The racists also complained about these movies at the time

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@Timodc She's an influencer paid by the Biden campaign

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@masonmennenga Something strange about a boomer Christian named "Lean sipper"

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@iProudChristian Ryan Reynolds?

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@HapEmerson @madibuono @CheriJacobus @actingliketommy @kaitlancollins "Warner has made it clear that he doesn’t feel the “fire in his belly to run at this point,” according to a source with knowledge of his thinking."

Doesn't sound like trying very hard

[Matt Johnson @mtjohnson01]

@StatisticUrban The content is pretty bad though