Matt

Critical Care RN in North Dumbfuckastan

[Matt @Mtkeely]

Why did everyone start ignoring the Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@woodwardsports @BNightengale He's had years to sign an extension. He is leaving in free agency. It would be malpractice for the tigers not to trade him

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@ML3democrats We have already been divided and conquered

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@Dexerto Ban him from every public event forever

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Stock buybacks were considered illegal market manipulation. That is until, you guessed it, Ronald Reagan.

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@JoeBoo3 Fuck that. He just wants to control wear he goes without being a rental. In no possible way can Detroit keep him and get nothing for him when he leaves in free agency

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@the_det_times @BNightengale Fuck that. They have to trade him. No way can they lose him in free agency and get NOTHING in return. They need to be working the phones every waking minute.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Lindsey Graham when he arrived in hell and saw Mitch McConnell…

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@kenklippenstein It's AI

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@Breaking911 It's AI it's fake

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

Ukraine stopped losing the war the day it stopped sharing intelligence with the United States.

No, that wasn't a coincidence.

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@901Lulu Just because there are used fireworks in the background doesn't mean it was the fourth of July

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Live your life in a way that if you die at 2 a.m. the whole internet doesn’t start roasting you immediately.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: CNN’s Scott Jennings says he just spoke with Senator Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes and he sounds fine.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Colombian soccer star refused to fly home with teammates, has gone “in hiding” off the grid after missing goal that cost his country the game.

[Eric @EricG1247]

5 members of Congress have died in office this term.

Ages 65, 71, 75, 77, and 80.

50 senators are over 65
131 reps are over 65

What are we doing?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The more you know.

[Matt @Mtkeely]

@girlsbbygirlszz Back when brazil was good in futbol

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Watching some MAGA accounts cheer for Norway and Haaland is absolute cinema.🎦 🇳🇴

They seem to see a 6’5” blond Viking and assume he’s some kind of ideological soulmate.

Meanwhile, Norway is one of the strongest examples of a successful social democracy in the world, and Haaland has publicly supported anti-racism campaigns throughout his career.

It’s another reminder that people often project their own politics onto athletes instead of paying attention to who they actually are. And it’s ridiculous, funny and shocking a bit, but not much at the same time.

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

hugo chavez lowered poverty in venezuela from 67% to 6% in a decade

mao lowered it from 85% to 6% in 3 decades

the ussr lowered it from 90% to 12%

capitalism has created nothing but poverty, sickness, and war, yet socialism is the one associated with breadlines and poverty

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: Republican U.S. Senate candidate in Iowa Ashley Hinson says her family can barely afford groceries. Her disclosures say she’s worth up to $7M richer since taking office. And the “all my stocks are sold” claim? Also false. The receipts 👇 https://t.co/ViK64xghxh