Matt

[Matt @mtlk81]

i pay for this @ChatGPTapp

[Matt @mtlk81]

father-in-law (78) is from Dorset, life long @BlackpoolFC fan. Seen them all over, including Wembley. However, he’s never seen them play at Bloomfield rd. Everytime I’ve bought him a ticket to go it’s been called off. Had a ticket for CamUtd today. couldn’t make it up!

[Love where you live @FlixtonUrmston]

Urmston’s Christmas Market is tomorrow 10am until 4pm. Takes place on the old market site on Railway Rd. Music, food and stalls to purchase things. #M41 #Urmston #Lovewhereyoulive #Community.

[Matt @mtlk81]

@Saintedwill @DeadlineDayLive 500k a week!! Not the most disturbing news of the day. Rumour is KDB has reached an agreement 😬

[Matt @mtlk81]

Best comment I’ve heard today belongs to my wife. “Why does Chris Martin dress like a teenage girl from the late 90s?” 😂😂

[Matt @mtlk81]

Cheeky few gems from the best shop in urmston. ⁦@MftSoulRecords⁩

[Andy @Lets_getcycling]

This is what cycling is all about!
Saving time
Being there in time
Saving money
If we had more safer routes would more people cycle?

[Matt @mtlk81]

I’m standing in a newsagents looking at the magazine rack. 4 glossy magazines about cooking in an air fryer. All between £8-9. Does this officially mean the credit crunch is over?

[Matt @mtlk81]

@Ryanair any news on that flight that was leaving at 3pm 🙄

[Matt @mtlk81]

@Ryanair where’s our flight?

[Matt @mtlk81]

The sun is shining and my 13 year old daughter is banging out 1979! My work here is done!

[Matt @mtlk81]

@mcfc_lads 1,2,3,4,5 once I caught a fish alive.

6,7,8,9,10 then I put it back again.

Why did you put it back?

Because it bit my DICKOV, DICKOV, DICKOV

[Matt @mtlk81]

At my kids swimming lessons and ‘you shook me all night long’ is playing on the PA.
I’m reading ‘storyteller’, Dave grohl’s book. I turn the page to read this!
Somewhere across the planets there’s probably some mystic meaning in this.
If you work it out, can you let me know.

[Matt @mtlk81]

@CalamityLydia 👊👊

[Matt @mtlk81]

This is why we are the greatest club in the world. Well done @ManCity @JackGrealish

[Manchester City @ManCity]

An unforgettable Christmas surprise from @JackGrealish! 🤩

To celebrate ‘The Greatest Season of All’, he paid a visit to our @citcmancity youngsters at the end of an Etihad Stadium tour 🩵

[Matt @mtlk81]

@BritishGas why advertise that you are contactable from 8am-8pm, then at 7:25pm tell me all your lines are closed?!! @BritishGasHelp

[Matt @mtlk81]

@virginmedia you going to reduce my bill this month? All week!!

[Matt @mtlk81]

@virginmedia I bet you’ll still charge me as normal though won’t you?!

[Matt @mtlk81]

My wife is upset because she missed her train and has to get the bus home. I sent her this to cheer her up. Don’t think it did 😂😂

[Matt @mtlk81]

@Saintedwill 😂😂. Love it.