Lisa Haley

drinking wine and offering unsolicited advice in Vancouver

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

[Jen Agg @TheBlackHoof]

Dealing with one of my HVAC people today who I’ve been working with for years. And after a conversation where I was rightly annoyed about something that still wasn’t fixed Roland was like ‘wow he talks to you so differently than he talks to me misogyny really is everywhere’

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@KurtisKolt Also that ppl still boil their water on the stove when your electric kettle is so much faster!

[Tom Nicholas | Watch SLOW NEWS DAY on Nebula! @Tom_Nicholas]

Bill Gates is currently doing an AMA on Reddit and it’s, err, not going so well.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@shaunlayton I can't stop thinking about it

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@collynahart Tell us more

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@dnclaxton No. Definitely not using dryer sheets.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@StevenINK @KurtisKolt We had to add an extra year onto our degree at McGill even with grade 13. The Quebec students did their degrees in three years and everyone else did four, starting with a 'Year 0'

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@KurtisKolt We had to have six OAC (Ontario Academic Credits) courses to qualify for university entrance. You could 'fast track' and squeeze it into four years if you didn't take any fun electives. It did not shave any time off your uni degree (unlike CEGEP I'm Quebec)

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@KurtisKolt @pattibacchus I also did grade 13 in Ontario but I can confirm it was a massive waste of time.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@jonjerkone Cutting it close

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for not packing my husband's bags so he could go spend Xmas with his family without me? https://t.co/rVl9RfcYRi

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@TheBlackHoof And what a massive 'fuck you' to his former partners, staff and industry colleagues out here. Wild.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@collynahart I am just sort of accepting that nothing major is going to happen until we are out of the toddler phase.

[Jeremy Bonia @JeremyBonia]

I forget, in Dante’s Inferno, what level of hell do we find Restaurants and their owners? #ArtieBucco

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@samanthadjb Brooklinen

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@Racheldoesstuff Natori anything bras are perfect.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@TheBlackHoof I've always just paid a florist for exactly this at restaurants. I don't see why they couldn't do it for your home? They usually provide their own vases.

[Lisa Haley @mtlwaitress]

@DrJRiddell Can you do nauseous/nauseated next? Or am I just being snobby?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling