Non Fungible Tolkien

My politics are Nothing Ever Happens. Pining for the fjords. Here for news, laughs, and hobbies.

[Non Fungible Tolkien @mtman318]

That's the second time in a month the Xitter bots wrongfully banned me. Taking it as a sign to wind down my time and activity here.

At the very least, no more liking posts/comments. That's what's triggered the ban both times.

[Non Fungible Tolkien @mtman318]

@ManletThorin "So the open world stuff's going to be fun, right? Not just a bunch of Ubisoft towers and checklists?"

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

"Stop looking at my screen!"

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The automobile, the printing press, calculus, aspergers, digital computing, modern fertilizer, autism, nuclear fission, and the gummy bear.

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

can mason jar hold djinn angry

[doomer @uncledoomer]

stop shaving your beard like that and come up with your own thing man its been 200 years

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

At this point an American invasion of Britain would be a thousand times more justified than any military action we've taken in my lifetime.

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

It's a Beautiful Day . in the magical mouse village

[はるみなまう📕Ｇブリ発売中 @uryuuminene18]

長生きはそんなしとうない…と思ってるが犬がいるまでは死ぬ気ないので犬が後100年生きるなら私も100年生きるつもりでいる

[Kras @krassilverfang]

@FuckKoroks

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

真夜中のドア ⧸ Stay With Me — Miki Matsubara (1979)

[Diva @hyxpk]

🧟Zombie Duck🧟

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[Tsar Apu II Apustayevich @tsarlet2]

The Vong is a really bad cop-out. The EU has good fanfiction but this isn't a part of it.

None of Palpatine's characterization in the six movies support him forming the Empire out of altruism, and it's yet another apocalyptic threat that lasts exactly 1 story arc.