Kelley Harper

She/Her. The range of things over which I geek out is unlimited.

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I think Eric Effiong must be my favorite tv character ever. @sexeducation

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@BunAndLeggings It me! But if I tell them it’s too hot then they add more cold and by the time I’m only halfway through it’s too cold. So I endure the heat at the beginning to avoid the cold in the back half.

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@molllllusk Um. I’d totally see this movie. 😆

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@BunAndLeggings Just buy both!

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@pattymo With the hat on backwards. I love that no one told him.

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@JasonKander What I love most is that no one told him! 🤣

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@thehighsign Can’t wait to see it. Loved the book!

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@yeaitsyourmom @AKSnowSquirrel Exactly what I meant.

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@AKSnowSquirrel @yeaitsyourmom I meant negated Obama.

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@AKSnowSquirrel @yeaitsyourmom I don’t know when but your initial tweet negated a wonderful President with a wonderful family. And I think the way Joe has given his son so much love is to be admired.

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@yeaitsyourmom You mean like Obama? We had that. We will again.

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@notcapnamerica I love him!

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@AKQuaternion @gomer2323 Sigh. The thief is “buying” the goods with the stolen money. I’m an accountant. You obviously are not.

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@AKQuaternion @gomer2323 How people think that the thief “buying” $70 worth with the stolen money isn’t also additional theft I don’t get. The only answer besides $200 that could be acceptable is $130 + the cost of the goods lost, since the profit is a loss, but arguably not a theft.

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@LevineJonathan Did you also tell them that you were Abe Frolich?

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@jbfan911 Sorry-how old are you? Because for that to have happened you’d have to be late 40s, minimum.

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@Gulski2 I’m not pretending. It broke my heart.

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@backgammonbob @KimbleDi @MMKhorshidian Asked William Shatner. Not for any rando to respond.

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@KimbleDi @MMKhorshidian Literally no one asked you. How weird.