Michael Tonelli

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@juliussharpe Can we be left out of it and just let Pennsylvania pick the president every four years and we just find out the results like whether the groundhog saw his shadow or not?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Please understand that this platform is about to become the very least reliable source of information in the aggregate if Trump starts losing tomorrow.

Coup Two requires people to feel "robbed" and Musk is going to go into overdrive making the MAGAs feel that.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@benedictsred @UncleDuke1969 And grand pianos that land on your head and turn your teeth into piano keys.

[Joanna Lamb Looby 🇺🇸🌎🇺🇦 @joannalamblooby]

@denvercunning Stay frosty.

At MINIMUM, their plan:

-Exaggerate poll numbers so their voters will feel real shock and fury when they lose.

-Fake voter issues to justify outrage and ALL levels of reaction.

-Claim victory regardless of outcome.

-Use legal filings to legitimize fake claims.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@judelawmiami Tell your owner to work on your programming. You are not believable as a person.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@PeteGGriffin GOP overturning Roe is the dog that caught its own tail. Republicans used it as a motivator for their most militant supporters, but knew overall it was a losing strategy. Now they are finding out just how much of a losing strategy it really is.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@judelawmiami Shut up, bot. If I wanted to talk to Clippy I’d fire up an old version of Microsoft Word. Go back to your job as customer service for Verizon.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@Markyb57 @judelawmiami It’s an A.I. bot. It didn’t think anything out. Look up dead internet theory.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@JasonKPargin Markets don’t usually react too well to a future cabinet member saying they plan to crash the world economy to force crypto on us.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@BBrkdwn Yep, every time I hear someone screeching about childless people I just hear someone who’s jealous and didn’t realize they could have had that life too. Misery loves company.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@IDoTheThinking @MikeDrucker How long before they just start calling him a goody two shoes nerd as an attack ad? The right has become Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@colleen_eileen I’ve started hearing potato barrels. What, is tater tots a brand name?

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@PeteGGriffin Is that a metaphor?

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@skullmandible They only took the block feature away from his children and exes.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@IndyCar @_LouisFoster @SantinoFerrucci @nolan_siegel @smclaughlin93 @RLLracing @AJFoytRacing @ArrowMcLaren @Team_Penske Nolan Siegel went trick or treating last year.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@SilverstateWife

[Theme Park IQ @ThemeParkIQ]

The Black Caf Cold Brew is coming to the late night menu (7pm-close) at Ronto Roasters in Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland beginning November 3rd!

Previously the Black Caf Cold Brew has only been available at Docking Bay 7 (which closes at 8:30pm).

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Elon Musk is openly saying he and Trump are going to crash the economy and cause “hardship.”

I know there’s a lot going on but that seems like a pretty huge story.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@JasonKPargin I’m going to move to Wisconsin so all the politicians kiss my ass and pander to me every four years and the rest of the country hates my guts.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

If you make LESS than $360,000/yr, Trump will RAISE your taxes.

If you make MORE than $360,000/yr, Trump will LOWER your taxes.

But sure, tell me again how Donald Trump is the champion of the American middle class.

[Michael Tonelli @mtonelli91]

@americanwombat Someone wearing Bugles on their fingertips as claws.