@M3S0soic Funny that they spent so much money on the cybot but then its eyeball just looks like a painted ping pong ball and the stop-motion used to make it blink looks like something right out of Rankin-Bass.
@RefinedPopulist The best part about this self-delusional bullshit is all you have to do is look at how many companies let their licensing deal with Lucasfilm lapse from one prequel to the next as they realized no one was buying that shit.
@BringBackBanjoK It’s a 30 year-old game that isn’t even the best Zelda game on that console.
This is like an old man complaining that no one has any business reviewing TV shows if they haven’t seen Howdy Doody or I Love Lucy.
@Manny4p Who gives a fuck if some random asshole on the Internet thinks you’re a “real” fan of some 50 year-old bullshit?
“OH NO, RALPH MALPH IS DOUBTING MY COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION BECAUSE I WATCHED A TV REBOOT OF AN ALREADY HILARIOUSLY FUCKED-TO-DEATH DEAD HORROR FRANCHISE”