MuffinSue🌼

Let's get one thing straight, no one watches the end of a porno. 💜💙💚❤️

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

It’s nothing personal, I just happen to hate your stupid face

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

bitch i'm tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[fishious @fishquichee]

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

Stop not believing

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

I know David Lynch chewed croutons loud as hell

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Hades: what am i gonna do while you’re gone?

Persephone: i don't know, what do you normally do when i’m gone?

Hades: wait for you to get back

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

😍

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

Kyle MacLachlan with Pokémon trading cards

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

@yung_shark @bugjar333 We couldn’t believe it was actually his voice!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

Piss-heart

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

“This pizza was really good, until you told me I was a convicted felon”

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

Cellulose gum?!?

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

I hope DeWine and his wife are sad all day today

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

@yung_shark You know you’re mostly just feelin orange though

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

I’m never going back

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

Goochland, so close to me

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

Conversation while watching a father return to his kids after being away:
“Like this kids care about what he’s saying”
—I don’t know, it seems like they are actual nice people.
(Genuinely bewildered)—“I don’t understand”

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

That wasn’t a karate person. That was Jesus

[MuffinSue🌼 @muffinsue]

@bugjar333 Meanie