TraP hOuse KiD

drug test today!!....oooo I'm excited, what kind of drugs are we testing?!

[Chazzy @chazzydawgg]

Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?

[Kern @mocornfarmer]

I remember the days of going out to the bar the night before Thanksgiving and showing up to lunch with a horrible hangover. I'm glad those days are behind me and I just do it at home while listening to screaming kids, like a grownup

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@Oh_Berg Exactly

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

I just realized today why they have height indicators next to doors.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@osborne515 @GNordy1 @JoeAboutNothing

[Blaine Henry @BlaineHenryTFL]

The greatest finish of all time

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

There’s three types of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can’t.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

Ted doesn’t actually sing stranglehold, and that shit blows my mind constantly.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@Zaywop_3 Anyone calls me after midnight it better be a good fuckin reason lol

[Jamie Langer @JamieLanger]

@robdelaney They give an explanation for the sea-doo if anybody else is wondering

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@nategranddaddy Eat a dick. I didn’t claim to be good at it.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

Are there people out there that don’t get mad at all when driving? My shortest fuse is for sure behind the wheel.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@Oh_Berg Cause his name is my name too

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt... you’re welcome.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@Menards had the worst possible customer service out of anywhere I’ve ever been.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

Pictures worth a thousand words, but your word ain’t with a dime.

[TraP hOuse KiD @muffmasher]

@GNordy1 That douche was at st. Ed’s being a nobody before that