Mujtaba Saboor

Alhumdulilah

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Hitler couldn’t burn down Paris but this game might

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[Ishaq Dar @MIshaqDar50]

As the #FIFAWorldCup 2026 commences in Mexico, the United States and Canada, Pakistan takes pride in playing its part in this global celebration of sport.

The official match ball, the Adidas Trionda, crafted in Sialkot through the skill, precision and craftsmanship of Pakistani workers, will feature in every match.

Pakistan may not be among the competing teams, but a piece of Pakistan will be present in every pass, every save and every goal.

We pay tribute to our skilled and semi-skilled workers whose excellence continues to earn Pakistan global recognition.

Proud of Pakistan. 🇵🇰⚽

#WorldCup2026 #MadeInPakistan
@FIFAWorldCup
@FIFAcom

[spidey @lochan_twt]

"Claude usage limit reached. Your limit will reset at 3:30 PM"

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

United attackers looking at a perfectly squared ball from Bruno

[Daphne @daphneeblahblah]

Mi escena favorita en la historia del cine es cuando kung fu panda se entera que su papá ganso no es su papá biológico

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

mainoo has downloaded the slide tackle pdf unc case gave him😂😂

[. @SCFCJosh96]

if Tottenham go down & Arsenal bottle the league on the same day I genuinely don't know how this site will cope

[Haider Abbasi @HaiderKAbbasi]

Grammy award + Nobel Peace Prize

[MD @mdjinn_1]

How it feels to scroll the TL today as a Pakistani 🙌

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

Iran's position is being misrepresented by U.S. media.

We are deeply grateful to Pakistan for its efforts and have never refused to go to Islamabad. What we care about are the terms of a conclusive and lasting END to the illegal war that is imposed on us.

پاکستان زنده باد

[Brian Coords 💻 @briancoords]

When you check on your Claude Code to see how hard it's cooking and it's just been waiting for you to approve the initial mkdir command.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Out of the Carabao Cup- “We are focusing on the UCL and the League”

*Out of the FA Cup- “We are focusing on the UCL and the League”

*Out of the Champions League - “We are focusing on the League”

*Bottles the League- “We only wanted top 4”

We will be there again😂😂😂

[Wise @trikcode]

No one tells you when you go into software engineering that writing code isn't the job.

Meetings and docs are the job. Coding is the fun little hobby they let you have between the meetings.

[🌱 @xy_Readone]

Wolves mahn you’ve been fucking shit the whole season but thank you for tonight, Allah bless your relegation journey.

[Branko @brankopetric00]

The AWS Console is a social experiment to see how many UI frameworks can coexist in a single website. Every click is a journey to a different decade of web design.

[Duca @big_duca]

This app sucks.

My feed is a mix of AI doomerism (all jobs gone in 12mo).

Or fear mongering that jobs are still here but you are falling behind if you don’t spend 25/8 upskilling.

Is it just me?

I need some early spring cleaning on my feed.

It’s exhausting.