McFelts

Well, I think I'm funny.

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

“Do you even know who @Nelly_Mo is?” “I don’t watch sci-fi movies” #studentquotes #whatarethe90s

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

Professors who want 2:40 classes as much as you do>>> #outearly #dinner #week4down

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Mentioned I’d like to buy a house and 5 minutes later I’m talking to 2 agents and looking at homes. #excusemewhilemyheadspins #futurehomeowner #grownup

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

Is it thundering outside or are my neighbors CONSTANTLY moving furniture? #fengshui #shhhh #apartmentlife

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Not falling asleep tonight probably compensated for the fact that I’ve slept 10+ hours every night of break. #breaksover #backtoschool #backtowork #springsemester #allnighter #teamnosleep #teamonlysleep #sleepallday #sleepin

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Newsflash: the weather inside is also frightful. #cold #blanketmountain #barleybag #fuzzysocks

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@Hubie4 There are! It’s just more of season 3!!

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*sticks pen in hair* “I got this pen stuck in my hair” @jordan_zepnak

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@Lingerinaround I have never been prouder of Mom 😂

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

@Lingerinaround Did Mom yell at you for eating the liverwurst?

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

My Bible app just asked me if I love the Bible...what a loaded question #yes #ratetheapp #no

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@malloryasay: none of you have been chosen to be Santa. ...

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I just put a bottle in a recycling bin that said “cans only” I just realized that too late 🤦🏼‍♀️#recyclingfail

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It’s 23 degrees out in October. #saveAutumn 🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼❄️❄️❄️

[McFelts @mukANDcookies]

Student: whatever, be on your phone I got a dollar to sniff anyway (proceeds to lick the dollar) #doyouknowwherethatsbeen #lovemyjob

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My love language is pie. #villageinn #qualitytime #pieandcocoa #friends #happy

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70s music is the business. #soundtrackofmyeverything #that70smusic

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“@xoJanice: NEED this Ear Wax Removal 👀

They're 50% off at https://t.co/eZJWidaDZK https://t.co/PszhlcB6H4” @colleenfabry me.

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I basically have a porch with an awning to sit in this storm right now. #cornstand #porchlife #happyplace #rainstorm

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Why do people honk at walkers and runners? It scares me. #startled